It's Hot In Here...

Pass me a glass of ice water. Actually, call the fire department - this place is burning.

Can this be happening? We're coming down the home stretch of the worst political disaster in American history, and polls suggest it's an even money bet that we'll elect the biggest hypocrite and most dishonest hockey mom in history.

All in the midst of a war waged on a campaign of manipulation, an economy broken beyond imagination, and a political atmosphere poisoned by secrecy, cronyism, and corruption.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. We still have 43 days to go, and maybe this thing isn't over yet. And maybe we won't have to endure unbearable levels of capsaicin on the Scoville scale after all.

Welcome to The Scoville Unit.  It's a place for ideas and a place to vent.  Logic and reason are always welcome.  We'll see how it evolves, but we've got plenty of material to start - what else are First Dudes for?